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Over the last few months, I have fallen in love. Unfortunately,
this feeling will probably (okay, lets face it, will never) be returned. Year after year I find myself falling for fictional
characters, but this is different. I can usually enjoy the fake euforia for a few months, drifting off into daydreams
of what my life could be like if I were the heroine in the story. The problem that has befallen me in this situation
is that another man has gotten in the way. Not of my love, but of that of an undeserving heroine. In short, Bella
(crazy bitch that she is) could in no concievable way, be worthy of the love that Edward (I just might faint from typing his
name) has bestowed upon her. But this site is not for the bashing of Bella (though she might deserve it) but instead
for that vile, repulsive worm Jacob Black. THE FOLLOWING WILL UNDOUBTEDLY CONTAIN LANGUAGE UNSUITABLE FOR SMALL CHILDREN,
THE FAINT OF HEART, AND ANYONE THAT BELIEVES THAT EVEN THE SMALLEST BIT OF GOOD EXISTS IN THE NON-EXISTANT HEART OF JACOB
BLACK.
~Alison~
I have not much to say, because there are no words strong enough to describe my hatred for Jacob, nor any words vile
enough to describe what i believe him to be. Words such as bastard, douche, and fucker give jacob much more dignity then he
could possibly begin to deserve. For my fellow jacob haters, welcome to our site. As for those who like jacob, or even think
he's just ok, you should alert a physician immediatly before your mental condition worsens and you find yourself in a
padded room. Thank you and have a nice day.
-Taylor-
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